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Okay, so thanks to Coconutice, the best fandom buddy in the world, I got a copy of Ironman 3 about two weeks before the first scheduled release of it.

Now, I don't know how many people I complained about this to, but when it first came out I was kinda broke, and I figured I could see it once at Famous Players, or for the same amount of money, five times at the second run theatre. And I knew it was gonna be the kind of movie I'd want to watch multiple times. So I waited. And waited. And waited. And it was at Famous Players FOREVER, lingering, and then it just stopped. It didn't go to Cinema City. And the level of my pouting was epic. EPIC.

But Coconut_ice found me a DL, and it finished downloading at 3.48. It's 7.04 as I'm typing this. It took me three hours and sixteen minutes to watch a 2.11 movie because I had to keep pausing for feels attacks. The downside is I have to be up for the day at 11, and I'm not exactly tired right now 0.0 But the upside is pausing gave me time to make a reaction doc, which I'm now C&Ping, for those of you who might be interesting in my extensive Ironman feels.


11 seconds in and i’m already flailing Y R UR SUITS BLOWIN UP

omg is that effiel 65? great, tony stark is now forever tied to my seventh grade school dance experience.

maybe some other time from yinsin. jesus it’s like they want me to sob hysterically within the first three minutes of the movie.

ohhh, no. no drunk tony don’t make an enemy of aim. haven’t you broken the 4th wall and read fanfic about your character? aim is never good news.

wait is that Happy?

omg glowing thing DID AIM DUDE MAKE THAT HAPPEN WITH SOME SECOND DEGREE TRANSFER WITH HAPPY IN THE ELEVATOR?...nope, it’s science woman’s doing. cool.

HAPPY TO THE SUPER BELATED RESCUE \o/

breif soirree in afghanastan. jesus tony, understatment much?

wait why was war machine redone by AIM? what the hell military? first hammertech, now aim? it’s like you WANT to suck.

excuse me, did you just tell TONY STARK it’s classified? siriusly?...okay he’s telling him the thing.

STOP TOUCHING PEPPER YOU MOST LIKELY EVIL ASSHOLE. And even if you aren’t evil stop touching her anyway.

Awww, Happy’s jealous he’s always with the super friends. *mentally adds bruce to every scene just out of camera range*

oh my gooood you cannot blow out a wall to give her a 20 foot stuffed bunny. jfc tony.

HOLY SHIT. How about we NOT give the man with PTSD a robot he can control with his mind? 42 could have hurt Pepper! *flailing all over the place*

oh shit cyborgs no happy don’t taunt just put the thing in your pocket and run out NO NO NO NO HAPPPPY NO

oh tony, why would you give him your address? that’s a bad plan because NOW HE KNOWS YOUR ADDRESS!!!

oh, well at least you recognise that you’ve threatened a terrorist. you still live in a house that seems to be 90% glass walls though, so i don’t see why doorbells are a concern.

heh. this movie would take a faaaaast left turn if she wasn’t lying about having a 13 year old. Is that a written AU yet? because I would read that.....okay no really, i like this woman that agrees with pepper on stuff. does she have a name and or ship yet? after they get out of this together at the end i’m totally trio shipping them.

JESUS FUCK! i knew it was coming, a house bomb was in the commercials. and yet. and yet. *flailing*...EAT PIANO, FUCKERS!....omg that’s dummy’s arm! THAT’S DUMMY’S FUCKIN ARM. FOR THIS YOU WILL PAAAAAAAY! *ignores that happy is in the hospital because jfc dummmmy*

OMG OMG OMG THEY KILLED JARVIS. JARVIS NEEDS SLEEP. I WILL RAISE YOU FROM THE DEAD ONLY TO SLAUGHTER YOU A SECOND TIME.

aww he put him on the couch, like he was worried about jarvis’s comfort. TONY/JARVIS FIC LET ME AT YOU!

oh, who are you tiny child with what looks like a Super Soaker watergun?...holy shit tony i thought your daddy issues were obvious in avengers with your immediate dislike of steve, but damn, you just told that kid to stop being a pussy because dads leave all the time. shit. *facepalm* TONY DID YOU JUST GIVE HIM A BOMB TO GET REVENGE ON BULLIES? Suddenly I want to laugh at all the nice cuddly adopted kid fic.

oh tiny child you just gave him a panic attack by asking every question fandomer would. *thumbs up for nosy fen*

is it just me or is she moving kind of weird, like...okay yeah, she’s a cyborg. everyone run!

okay so was gonna say good job natasha teaching him those hand to hand combat moves, but in the span of a minute he defeats cyborg 1 with a microwave, cyborg 2 with special hand things and a flash bomb, and uses a lever to get himself out. science clearly wins over hand to hand.

Wow tiny child, you’re pretty great at the guilt trip thing. unfortuch for you, tony’s got a heart of steel. semi-literally.

Awww Rhodey’s password <333

Awww the fanboy, look at the cute fanboy who thinks he looks like Tony. *pets his adorable head*

YOU FUCKING BITCH! I THOUGHT YOU WERE TRYING TO HELP BUT YOU’RE ANOTHER FUCKING OBIE, WILLING TO DO ANYTHING FOR PROFIT. YOU DISGUST ME. NO FANFIC FOR YOU >:(

wow. he built a tazer glove and ornament bombs. you know what this reminds me of? on Project Runway when they make people create an outfit from dollar store stuff, or from the pet store.

are you fucking shitting me? the fucking mandarin is a fucking drug addicted actor? i did nooooot see that shit coming.

son of a bitch. pepper *weeps*

oh, well, the evil betraying cunt is dead. can’t say i give a flying shit about that. wish it had taken longer and hurt more than a single shot to the chest.

rhodey vs a dragon. unfortunately it’s a easy fight.

WOULD SOMETHING COME ALREADY? THIS COUNTDOWN IS GETTING EMBARASSING. heh, random henchman he let go because henchman hates his job :)

barrel of monkeys, so cool....wait, i’m confused. maybe because it’s 6.19 in the morning, but he was helping them and then all of a sudden he was in the boat? was that a scenario they ran to test worst case/how to fix it? or was that mark 42 doing it’s thing without a body, while tony stayed behind?

really? you’re saying that tony stark, man who was making weapons since he was a teenager in MIT doesn’t know what ‘cover your six’ means? first flaw in this whole movie.

OH MY GOD IT’S ALL THE SUITS. TOGETHER. IT’S LIKE ROBOT PORN. :DDD...i’m sorry, he just told heartbreaker to help red snapper out. THEY ALL HAVE NICKNAMES. ALL 40 FUCKING 2 OF THEM. <3____<3

aww, rhodey can’t get in one so tony has bodyguard ones for him.

lalala it’s okay that tony didn’t catch pepper because one of his suits totally did lalala she’s just fine even though she hasn’t been on screen in five minutes lalala happy ending damn it lalala

OH FOR FUCKSAKES WHY WON’T YOU DIE! who the hell do you think you are, fucking freddy kreuger? you said pepper wasn’t perfect WHY AREN’T YOU ALREADY DEAD THE MOMENT THAT LIE PASSED YOUR LIPS?

and there pepper is, BAMFing it up with the fighting <3

OMG HE GOT RID OF THE ARC REACTOR

OMG HE GAVE TINY CHILD A LAB. AND A MARK 2 POTATO GUN *weeping everywhere*

OMG HE GOT DUMMY BACK *no seriously rl legit tears*

oh did anyone else notice in the credits they give special thanks to Joss Whedon? *continues watching credits because i know there will be a scene*

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMGOMGOGMGOGMFHMRTHRJNTHIRJHTNIJRT
BRUCE
ICAN’T
NOT HIS TRAINING
TEMPERATNMENT.
JHOHNOHOTM
OKAY I’M COMPLETELY DONE AT THIS POINT.
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