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Oct. 18th, 2022 08:45 pmWhat’s this? A Dear Yuletide Author post? No way!
Hi! Thanks for writing for me. My Things I Like lists tend to be pretty long but I hope they're not obnoxiously so. Rifle through and pluck out the bits that sound interesting :)
In general: I'd rather have an in character conversation/world build than an unoffensive conversation/world build. This probably goes mostly for Deadly Class, but I mean it for any of the fandoms. Misogyny, racism, homophobia- if the characters would face it, write it. Three of my four fandoms this year have on screen drug use (and Scary Stories could probably slip in for characters likely to smoke weed). Having done a bunch of things in my late teens, I have a huge squick for drug inaccuracies. Erowid.org is a great resource with trip reports and instructions if you need it.
I see life through very queer glasses. I automatically go to poly, then two-person-slash, then gen, then het. I'd really rather a genfic than a focus on paired heterosexual romance. And if you do write a slash or poly fic, I'm down with any rating. From essentially gen where they call each other boyfriend but don't even hold hands to 1k of fucking, I'm good.
If you do aim for a higher rating, I quite like nearly any kink. Some of my favourites are makeshift bondage (like ties or clothes pushed half off to restrict movement) public teasing into being turned on, making people blush, dirty talk, marks of ownership (not necessarily hardcore like collaring, though that's great, having a bracelet to wear or a string of hickies work too) drunk/high sex, BDSM, and overstimulation. But really, if you wanted to go for any kink I'd be happy. My only limit is no guro/vore.
Note: massages are a trigger of mine. It's really upsetting to read them. I'm okay with dub-con (whether due to manipulation or intoxication), but straight up non-con is not enjoyable. I also have phobias of fire/burning alive, stuff happening to eyeballs or teeth, and condiments.
More specifically:
Deadly Class: I have requested only Billy, despite nomming Billy, Lex, Petra, and Marcus, and the reason is simple: I ship them in essentially any combination. I love Billy/Lex, Billy/Lex/Petra, Billy/Marcus, and Billy/Lex/Petra/Marcus. (for that matter, I also would ship the four of them with Saya, Maria, and Willie for a nice ot7, but you can only nom four characters so I went with the Rats). From Marcus talking about giving handjobs to Lex attacking people with dildos to Billy getting his arm broken for saying he gets why boys would have a crush on him and his soft skin, the chaotic bisexual energy is strong with literally all of them. Their bleak backstories are fascinating, as is the desperation to which they cling to their found families. They murder for each other, and there's a part of me that finds that so weirdly romantic. I can see basically any kink working for any combination, if you'd like to write a pwp. Or it can be more of a day in the life at the school thing, set mid or post canon. It'd be interesting to see what happens to the school once Lin presumably dies. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD THOUGH, PLEASE DON'T LET LEX DIE. I staunchly ignore those last thirty seconds, and ignore them HARD.
Gossip Girl 2021: I’m gonna be honest, I watched this show entirely because in the trailer there appeared to be a threesome. I was not disappointed. I love everything about Aki/Audrey/Max. I weirdly relate to Audrey, the financial ruin thing (though mine went from middle class to poverty line, not super rich to rich), and the clinically depressed emotionally abusive mom. I grew up loving Brian Kinney from Queer As Folk, and Max is like his child; proudly sexual and hedonistic, drugs and sex and luxury goods a veneer over the inner pain, not that many care to look deeper. And then Aki, so gen and chill except for all the times his life is falling apart. His dad outing him (and mislabelling him too!) is brutal. I usually hate cheating storylines, the amount of times I’ve bitched ‘don’t cheat just be poly’ is staggering. And Gossip Girl is a show that actually goes there. They both go from ashamed of their cheating and Max being used, to finding comfort in each other. I was fucking over the moon that it ended happily. I’d love literally any relationship fic. Directly post canon fic, future adult them fic, anything that happens in the high moments of the episodes.
Scary Stories to Tell In the Dark: I'm sure Ramon is a nice guy, but I ship Stella/Auggie/Chuck ridiculously hard. I love that the boys stuck with her as the rest of the town shunned her, actively choosing her despite it making their lives harder. Chuck is my favourite character, with his dumb jokes and inability to behave properly, but Auggie as the aggravated but secretly loving their friendship bff and Stella the thinker are both great too. If you'd like to write an AU where the book doesn't attack that's fine, but I'd like it still being set in the 60's, not a modern AU. Pre-canon is also totally cool, an established thing with them all trying to sneak around their parents and siblings for this relationship that could get them killed, or their developing feelings and the way they finally spill out. Stella finding a way to get them back from the zombies and the pale lady with all the PTSD could be very fun too. Even a mid-movie AU where they suffer from the attacks but figure out ways to not die. I just want them together!
Sense8: I love Wolfgang, Rajan and Kala's dynamic together, so fucking much. Wolfgang is such a loner type, that when he tells Rajan other people wouldn't have done for him what he did and they're FRIENDS now, ugh. Even if you don't triangle ship them, only v-poly, they dance together at the wedding and I completely headcanon that Felix and Wolfgang and Rajan all hang out. And the way Rajan just wants to be a good husband, and genuinely means that in a 'what supports Kala' way, not in any traditional sense, fucking bless his soul. And Kala, struggling with it and the concept of secretly being "bad", and maybe that's okay...
Basically, I just want them to hang out and date and fuck. If you only subscribe to v-poly that's fine, but the final orgy scene had Wolfgang and Rajan kissing AND I DIED, so if you want to write triangle poly that's lovely too. (also, mild headcanon of felix/wolfgang having on and off extremely casual bro-sex. so if Rajan wants to have an OMG KINDA GAY revelation I'd understand it more than Wolfgang one? But you write what makes you happy) Also, I love the background ot8. If you felt like writing a snippet of a orgy within Rajan/Kala/Wolfgang that’d be rad as hell.
Hi! Thanks for writing for me. My Things I Like lists tend to be pretty long but I hope they're not obnoxiously so. Rifle through and pluck out the bits that sound interesting :)
In general: I'd rather have an in character conversation/world build than an unoffensive conversation/world build. This probably goes mostly for Deadly Class, but I mean it for any of the fandoms. Misogyny, racism, homophobia- if the characters would face it, write it. Three of my four fandoms this year have on screen drug use (and Scary Stories could probably slip in for characters likely to smoke weed). Having done a bunch of things in my late teens, I have a huge squick for drug inaccuracies. Erowid.org is a great resource with trip reports and instructions if you need it.
I see life through very queer glasses. I automatically go to poly, then two-person-slash, then gen, then het. I'd really rather a genfic than a focus on paired heterosexual romance. And if you do write a slash or poly fic, I'm down with any rating. From essentially gen where they call each other boyfriend but don't even hold hands to 1k of fucking, I'm good.
If you do aim for a higher rating, I quite like nearly any kink. Some of my favourites are makeshift bondage (like ties or clothes pushed half off to restrict movement) public teasing into being turned on, making people blush, dirty talk, marks of ownership (not necessarily hardcore like collaring, though that's great, having a bracelet to wear or a string of hickies work too) drunk/high sex, BDSM, and overstimulation. But really, if you wanted to go for any kink I'd be happy. My only limit is no guro/vore.
Note: massages are a trigger of mine. It's really upsetting to read them. I'm okay with dub-con (whether due to manipulation or intoxication), but straight up non-con is not enjoyable. I also have phobias of fire/burning alive, stuff happening to eyeballs or teeth, and condiments.
More specifically:
Deadly Class: I have requested only Billy, despite nomming Billy, Lex, Petra, and Marcus, and the reason is simple: I ship them in essentially any combination. I love Billy/Lex, Billy/Lex/Petra, Billy/Marcus, and Billy/Lex/Petra/Marcus. (for that matter, I also would ship the four of them with Saya, Maria, and Willie for a nice ot7, but you can only nom four characters so I went with the Rats). From Marcus talking about giving handjobs to Lex attacking people with dildos to Billy getting his arm broken for saying he gets why boys would have a crush on him and his soft skin, the chaotic bisexual energy is strong with literally all of them. Their bleak backstories are fascinating, as is the desperation to which they cling to their found families. They murder for each other, and there's a part of me that finds that so weirdly romantic. I can see basically any kink working for any combination, if you'd like to write a pwp. Or it can be more of a day in the life at the school thing, set mid or post canon. It'd be interesting to see what happens to the school once Lin presumably dies. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD THOUGH, PLEASE DON'T LET LEX DIE. I staunchly ignore those last thirty seconds, and ignore them HARD.
Gossip Girl 2021: I’m gonna be honest, I watched this show entirely because in the trailer there appeared to be a threesome. I was not disappointed. I love everything about Aki/Audrey/Max. I weirdly relate to Audrey, the financial ruin thing (though mine went from middle class to poverty line, not super rich to rich), and the clinically depressed emotionally abusive mom. I grew up loving Brian Kinney from Queer As Folk, and Max is like his child; proudly sexual and hedonistic, drugs and sex and luxury goods a veneer over the inner pain, not that many care to look deeper. And then Aki, so gen and chill except for all the times his life is falling apart. His dad outing him (and mislabelling him too!) is brutal. I usually hate cheating storylines, the amount of times I’ve bitched ‘don’t cheat just be poly’ is staggering. And Gossip Girl is a show that actually goes there. They both go from ashamed of their cheating and Max being used, to finding comfort in each other. I was fucking over the moon that it ended happily. I’d love literally any relationship fic. Directly post canon fic, future adult them fic, anything that happens in the high moments of the episodes.
Scary Stories to Tell In the Dark: I'm sure Ramon is a nice guy, but I ship Stella/Auggie/Chuck ridiculously hard. I love that the boys stuck with her as the rest of the town shunned her, actively choosing her despite it making their lives harder. Chuck is my favourite character, with his dumb jokes and inability to behave properly, but Auggie as the aggravated but secretly loving their friendship bff and Stella the thinker are both great too. If you'd like to write an AU where the book doesn't attack that's fine, but I'd like it still being set in the 60's, not a modern AU. Pre-canon is also totally cool, an established thing with them all trying to sneak around their parents and siblings for this relationship that could get them killed, or their developing feelings and the way they finally spill out. Stella finding a way to get them back from the zombies and the pale lady with all the PTSD could be very fun too. Even a mid-movie AU where they suffer from the attacks but figure out ways to not die. I just want them together!
Sense8: I love Wolfgang, Rajan and Kala's dynamic together, so fucking much. Wolfgang is such a loner type, that when he tells Rajan other people wouldn't have done for him what he did and they're FRIENDS now, ugh. Even if you don't triangle ship them, only v-poly, they dance together at the wedding and I completely headcanon that Felix and Wolfgang and Rajan all hang out. And the way Rajan just wants to be a good husband, and genuinely means that in a 'what supports Kala' way, not in any traditional sense, fucking bless his soul. And Kala, struggling with it and the concept of secretly being "bad", and maybe that's okay...
Basically, I just want them to hang out and date and fuck. If you only subscribe to v-poly that's fine, but the final orgy scene had Wolfgang and Rajan kissing AND I DIED, so if you want to write triangle poly that's lovely too. (also, mild headcanon of felix/wolfgang having on and off extremely casual bro-sex. so if Rajan wants to have an OMG KINDA GAY revelation I'd understand it more than Wolfgang one? But you write what makes you happy) Also, I love the background ot8. If you felt like writing a snippet of a orgy within Rajan/Kala/Wolfgang that’d be rad as hell.