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Jun. 7th, 2011 05:25 pmSo last night there were drinks. A lot of drinks. On one hand, I restrained enough that i remember all the things I did. On the other hand, I drank enough that the things I did are entertaining. Here, have a list:
-I don't really smoke pot anymore (not for any 'moral' bullshit, it's fun and cheaper than alcohol and as a concept I'm still all for it. The issue is it makes me paranoid, and since I have two diagnosed disorders and pot can occasionally lead to psychosis, I'd rather not round out the trifecta with schizophrenia) but Jason can't seem to comprehend this. He tried to pass me a bowl last night. Into my HAIR. It of course lit. Luckily Jess was there, and she noticed before I did and put it out for me.
-Jason grabbed my head and pushed it into his crotch. So I stood up on the couch and mounted his face. Vince fell off the table laughing. (yes he was sitting on the table). STRIKE ANOTHER IRON FOR GENDER EQUALITY. Also I may have done it a second time while Vince videotaped since he asked nicely. Because the idea of me and Jason having sex is pretty hilarious.
-Jess (old friend from high school, Jason's first girlfriend, my first kiss/crush) came over with her newest boyfriend. Jason and Vince were both very interested. But then Jason passed out. So me and Vince decided to play gay chicken with them. I was destined to win, as Jess is bi and he was apparently straight. I got allllll the gropes, every time Vince went in for Lukas (I think? I was drunk by the time they came over) the guy flinched.
-In said quest to win I managed to get Jess's bra off without taking her shirt off. not that that would have been a shock, she used to sleep naked during our group sleepovers in high school. But still. Skillz, I hz thm!
-Lukas told Vince he could give him a hickey if he got his glasses sparkling clean. Vince took them and used windex in the kitchen. My boy, so smart.
-Lastly, when Lukas' ipod went in the docking station, he had a lot of awesome shit. Including the South Park soundtrack. We ended up belting out half the songs.
-Okay, actually lastly... Vince had to get up for work at eight. We were going to take first bus home at 5.55. But then Queen came on, and we all had to sing Bohemian Rhapsody, and by the time we were done it was 5.58. It was worth it. \m/ QUEEN.
-I don't really smoke pot anymore (not for any 'moral' bullshit, it's fun and cheaper than alcohol and as a concept I'm still all for it. The issue is it makes me paranoid, and since I have two diagnosed disorders and pot can occasionally lead to psychosis, I'd rather not round out the trifecta with schizophrenia) but Jason can't seem to comprehend this. He tried to pass me a bowl last night. Into my HAIR. It of course lit. Luckily Jess was there, and she noticed before I did and put it out for me.
-Jason grabbed my head and pushed it into his crotch. So I stood up on the couch and mounted his face. Vince fell off the table laughing. (yes he was sitting on the table). STRIKE ANOTHER IRON FOR GENDER EQUALITY. Also I may have done it a second time while Vince videotaped since he asked nicely. Because the idea of me and Jason having sex is pretty hilarious.
-Jess (old friend from high school, Jason's first girlfriend, my first kiss/crush) came over with her newest boyfriend. Jason and Vince were both very interested. But then Jason passed out. So me and Vince decided to play gay chicken with them. I was destined to win, as Jess is bi and he was apparently straight. I got allllll the gropes, every time Vince went in for Lukas (I think? I was drunk by the time they came over) the guy flinched.
-In said quest to win I managed to get Jess's bra off without taking her shirt off. not that that would have been a shock, she used to sleep naked during our group sleepovers in high school. But still. Skillz, I hz thm!
-Lukas told Vince he could give him a hickey if he got his glasses sparkling clean. Vince took them and used windex in the kitchen. My boy, so smart.
-Lastly, when Lukas' ipod went in the docking station, he had a lot of awesome shit. Including the South Park soundtrack. We ended up belting out half the songs.
-Okay, actually lastly... Vince had to get up for work at eight. We were going to take first bus home at 5.55. But then Queen came on, and we all had to sing Bohemian Rhapsody, and by the time we were done it was 5.58. It was worth it. \m/ QUEEN.